{"id":1979,"date":"2011-06-02T18:31:09","date_gmt":"2011-06-02T21:31:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lenidavid.com.br\/?p=1979"},"modified":"2011-09-12T22:49:43","modified_gmt":"2011-09-13T01:49:43","slug":"o-professor-esta-sempre-errado","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lenidavid.com.br\/?p=1979","title":{"rendered":"O professor est\u00e1 sempre errado !"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">O material escolar mais barato que existe na pra\u00e7a \u00e9 o professor!<br \/>\n\u00c9 jovem, n\u00e3o tem experi\u00eancia.<br \/>\n\u00c9 velho, est\u00e1 superado.<br \/>\nN\u00e3o tem autom\u00f3vel, \u00e9 um pobre coitado.<br \/>\nTem autom\u00f3vel, chora de &#8220;barriga cheia&#8217;.<br \/>\nFala em voz alta, vive gritando.<br \/>\nFala em tom normal, ningu\u00e9m escuta.<br \/>\nN\u00e3o falta ao col\u00e9gio, \u00e9 um &#8216;Caxias&#8217;.<br \/>\nPrecisa faltar, \u00e9 um &#8216;turista&#8217;.<br \/>\nConversa com os outros professores, est\u00e1 &#8216;malhando&#8217; os alunos.<br \/>\nN\u00e3o conversa, \u00e9 um desligado.<br \/>\nD\u00e1 muita mat\u00e9ria, n\u00e3o tem d\u00f3 do aluno.<br \/>\nD\u00e1 pouca mat\u00e9ria, n\u00e3o prepara os alunos.<br \/>\nBrinca com a turma, \u00e9 metido a engra\u00e7ado.<br \/>\nN\u00e3o brinca com a turma, \u00e9 um chato.<br \/>\nChama a aten\u00e7\u00e3o, \u00e9 um grosso.<br \/>\nN\u00e3o chama a aten\u00e7\u00e3o, n\u00e3o sabe se impor.<br \/>\nA prova \u00e9 longa, n\u00e3o d\u00e1 tempo.<br \/>\nA prova \u00e9 curta, tira as chances do aluno.<br \/>\nEscreve muito, n\u00e3o explica.<br \/>\nExplica muito, o caderno n\u00e3o tem nada.<br \/>\nFala corretamente, ningu\u00e9m entende.<br \/>\nFala a &#8216;l\u00edngua&#8217; do aluno, n\u00e3o tem vocabul\u00e1rio.<br \/>\nExige, \u00e9 rude.<br \/>\nElogia, \u00e9 debochado.<br \/>\nO aluno \u00e9 reprovado, \u00e9 persegui\u00e7\u00e3o.<br \/>\nO aluno \u00e9 aprovado, deu &#8216;mole&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">\u00c9, o professor est\u00e1 sempre errado, mas, se conseguiu ler at\u00e9 aqui:<br \/>\nAgrade\u00e7a a ele!<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 (Atribuida a J\u00f4 Soares)<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 O material escolar mais barato que existe na pra\u00e7a \u00e9 o professor! \u00c9 jovem, n\u00e3o tem experi\u00eancia. \u00c9 velho, est\u00e1 superado. N\u00e3o tem autom\u00f3vel, \u00e9 um pobre coitado. Tem autom\u00f3vel, chora de &#8220;barriga cheia&#8217;. Fala em voz alta, vive &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lenidavid.com.br\/?p=1979\">Continue lendo <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[281],"tags":[130,731,732,730],"class_list":["post-1979","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-para-descontrair","tag-cotidiano","tag-criticas-ao-professor","tag-oprofessor-esta-sempre-errado","tag-professor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lenidavid.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1979","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lenidavid.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lenidavid.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lenidavid.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lenidavid.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1979"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lenidavid.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1979\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2375,"href":"https:\/\/lenidavid.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1979\/revisions\/2375"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lenidavid.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1979"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lenidavid.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1979"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lenidavid.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1979"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}